zachary mullens is GAY!

didnt see that one coming

Italy!!!!!!

Im going to Italy naninanibboooobooo! Im soooo excited and im totally gonna put up pics.

Irene's Short Story-Chapter 2

When Thurgood the Yellow Acorn and his pet manatee named Lester got to Hollywood, Thurgood became a model for Abrocrombie and Fitch. Lester decided he was going to stay home and try to grow a mustache. Lester was very sad in Hollywood, because Thurgood was gone all the time with his new model friends. One day, when Lester was at Ben and Jerry's, he saw Thurgood with another manatee!!!!!

"THURGOOD!" Lester exclaimed to the acorn. "You son of a birch tree!"

"Lester, this isn't what it looks like!" Lester ran away from Thurgood as fast a he could. Then he got hit by a bus.

To be continued......

HI!!!!! MY HAIRDRYER!!!!!

YAYYY!!!! MY HAIRDRYER!!!!! VICTORIA SAYS HI!!!!

THE best song. Ever. No acceptions. Get over it.

Lot of knots, lot of snags,
lot of holes, lot of cracks lot of crags. Lot of naggin' old hags,
lot of fools, lot of fool scum bags.
Oh it's such a drag, what a chore... oh your wounds are full of salt.
Everything's a stress and what's more, well it's all somebody's fault.

Hey! Get, get, get, get, get over it!
Get over it, get over it.

Makes you sick, makes you ill,
makes you cheat, slipping change from the till.
Had it up to the gills... makes you cry while
the milk still spills. Ain't it just a bitch? What a pain...
Well it's all a crying shame. What
left to do but complain? Better find someone to blame.

Hey! Get, get, get, get, get over it!
Get over it, get over it.

Got a job, got a life, got a four-door and a faithless wife.
Got those nice copper pipes, got an ex, got a room for the night.
Aren't you such a catch?
What a prize! Got a body like a battle
axe... Love that perfect frown, honest eyes...
We ought to buy you a Cadillac.

Irene's Short Story-Chapter 1

Once upon a time there was an acorn named Thurgood. Thurgood was a very lonely Acorn. All the other Acorns laughed at him because he was yellow. One day, when Thurgood was at Starbucks with his pet manatee named Lester, he got a great idea.

"LESTER!" he exclaimed. "Lets move to Hollywood so I can become a star! Then no one will laugh at me!"

Lester thought about this taking a sip of his non-fat chai latte. "Alright."

And so it was settled. They were going to Hollywood.

To be continued

Poor Dan

Im trying to put up a picture of Ok Go but Dan always gets cut off. I will try to fix this. Because (it just took me like twelve tries to spell "because" holy crap) I love all Ok Go members equally and no one will be excluded. Oh and by the way I have a new poll. Please vote.

Frankies Birthday!

Happy 15th birthday FrankiePoo!

Im goign to slam my head against a concrete wall

Oh yes. I will.

Fudge nuggets

I am feeling a bit blue because:

1. My camera is broken. And now I am stuck with those disposable ones. On the plus side, mine has The Disney princesses on it. Wahoo.


2. Nobody reads my blog. Not even Danielle. Thanks.

3. I'm ugly.

4. Adrian is dying.

Mjeionviosdjpd

Dave is a meany butt.

Dave wont make a shout out to me. I keep telling him to but no. He has to be stubborn like that. If you have no idea what Im talking about, click http://www.youtube.com/user/davedays.

Frank is HILARIOUS

Frank: Uh, you might not want to use that.
Mom: Why?
Frank: I use it to scratch my feet.

Strike Over

Thanks dclh for being the ONLY one to comment. You gave me some pretty good advise: to blog for the sake of blogging. So the only exciting thing that happened to me since my last post was that I found out that my summer vacation has been extended due the the demolishing of the rectory! Yay! On the down side, my Christmas vacation will be shorter. Since no one reads my blog anyway, Im gonna type a bunch of random letterssdjaiodhadhsudhaioooooooooophg jkdgsqwertybhoi.

Im back!

Thats right folks, Im back! I know you may have heard rumors about this and Im here to confirm that no, I was not sold into slavery by Sweedish Menenites. Anyway, Im back and Im blonde again! Thats exciting. And Im going on a strike. Im not going to write in my blog untill someone comments.

I almost died yesterday. And the fire alarm went off at my house.

Ok so there was a storm the other night right? Well my dad and I went down to our beach to see if the land had changed becuase of the storm. And so then we're like "Hey look a sand bar!" because there was what looked like a sand bar about 100 feet from the shore. So then we went to the house and got our swim suits on and got my brother up and we went to the beach to go on "the sand bar". We have this little inflatable one man boat (although it says 2 man on the box but thats just what those fucking Chineese people say because obviously they have a hard time judging space) that we tok out to find the said "sand bar". Ok my dad paddled inside the boat while my brother and I swam beside him doing depth checks and stuff every two minutes to see if it was getting any shallower. Well it wasnt. In fact there was no sand bar at all. Stay with me here people. So we were swimming in about lets say 30 feet of water with a teeny weeny litttle boat. And then my brother had this great idea of swiming back to shore. And so now hes like 50 feet away from me and me dad and drowning. Then my dad was yelling at me to get in the boat because he wasnt sure if Frankie Poo was OK or not. When we got back to my mother who was screaming and yelling to get Frank she told us that the sandbar we saw was actually the sand from the rip tide going out from the creek. By the end of this my lungs hurt. And thats the story of how I almost drownd. I also have another story. So this morning at about 4 30 I was sound asleep like any normal person should be. Then I was awakened by the fire alarm which is really loud. Ok if youve ever been awakened by the fire alarm you probably already know how scary it is. If you dont Ill tell you. Imagine having a really nice dream about fish, when all of a sudden you hear a really loud screeching and beeping. Its so not fun. Then we called some guy and complained and they said they couldnt help us becuase they dont know what the password is to turn it off and neither did we. So then we finally got it off and then the nice fire man came and told us that it was either because of the lightnign or the thingy ma jig was moufunctioning. (sp?? ) Ill be back from Michigan on Saturday! Hope to see ya soon.

Its me again

Im at the library with the Christmas tree again and I only have 10 minutes so Ill make this snappy. If you know me call me. If you dont, e-mail me.

Its been a while but i havnt forgotton

Yes Im still here. And yes Im still writin in this damn thing. I dont know why because it seems like no one is reading it but none the less Im writin. Im in Michigan and its hot and Victoria came up here Monday and she left on Wednesday so now Im sad and bored and hot. Im in a library right now, aand it has a Chrismas tree in it. Is there something I should know? Well now Im going back out into the heat. Merry Christmas!

See you in two weeks!

I feel like I'm ignoring my blog. But it dosnt seem like anyones reading it. I feel unloved. Im going on vacation for two weeks in a place with no access to internet uless i can get in a library or an internet cafe or something. Bonjour!

Mnaaaaaaaah

Mission: Whos your favorite Harry Potter character? You know what to do.

Mass Tahoe Terminatioin

Dont ever get a Tahoe. Find every single Tahoe ever made, and kill it.

at hotel-13th post

Well I had quite an adventure last night/yesterday. We were driving to Dayton Ohio (fun fun fun!) for a family reunion. We were about seventy miles from home when our cars engine broke. It was something about when we excelerated the car would make a funny noise like Go-Carts. So we talked to the lovely people at OnStar, who happilly told us that the next car fixer place was 15 miles behind us. So we drove around for half an hour at 30 miles per hour, unlill we found a Chevrolet Car Fixer Place., convienently located next to a car rental place. So we left our car at th car fixer place and rented a Tohoe. Five hours later, we're in Dayton. And Dyton is a very confusing place. There are five streets in Dayton, all around the same area, named hilltop, big hill, hillside, and far hills. So we drove around for another 30 miunutes, to find that the address we had, did not exist. When we finally got to my relatives house it was almost 11:00 and all teh inteesting people had left. So we stayed at the party for about a half an hour, talking to our tall and very vey drunk second cousins or whatever. And now I am at a hotel. Later Im going to a pool party with th erest of my relatives.

new mission-12th post

Ok I should have made a mission this Saturday but I was way too busy with my various activities and such. Your mission: I want you to tell me your #1 pet peeve in the comments section.


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ha ha ha frank is so funny-13th post i think

Heres what happened:

Jansan: What are you doing?
Me: Um...nothin.
Jansan: Frank, what is she doing?
Frank: Uh, you mean Irene? Shes basically setting herself up to be kidnapped.

Poll-11th Post

I just made a poll! Im so proud of myself! You have one week to vote. Its at the bottom of the page. If you dont vote there will be serious consequences and I will add you to my burn book. I have yet to make a burn book but if you dont vote I'll make one and put you in it.

Funlarious-10th post

Ruthie says: Ruthie is the hottest person on earth
Katie says:Katie has an English accent. And Irene's new name is bitch-whore.
I say:

Ok now Im at Danaielles house writing this blog. But earlier Ruthie Katie my Dad and brother and I went to Kwik-E-Mart. If any of you are Simpsons fans you may recognize Kwik-E-Mart from The Simpsons with Apu and stuff. No lie. (DANIELLE'S STEALING!!!!!) Then we went to Micky-D's and ate Krispy Kremes. It was AWESOME. Then we went to Danielle's house from the pool. Now we are going bowling. I love bowling. Its funlarious.

uhhhhhhhh 9th post i think

Hey bloggers! Im really proud of myself. I made brownies! And they actullay taste good! Unlike the Cooking Disaster of '01 where I think I tried to make cake and it was...well lets just say it turned out a really funny color. Lets see.. Im gonna list the edible things that I can make:

1. Cereal
2.Toast
3. PB&J sandwhich


And thats pretty much it. Oh, but hey now I can make brownies! Alert the media. But I think I ate too much batter out of the bowl with raw eggs in it and stuff. Maybe I'll get salmonella. Like my friend Tom. Well, I mean he didnt actually have salmonella but Victoria and I were trying to convince him that he did, and when we passed him or whatever we said things like "We're here for you Tom," and we were like all sorry for him. I dont really remember how this all started but it went on for a while. Toodles!

new mission-8th post

Ok heres the new mission. I want everybody to tell me what there favorite candy is in the comments section. Dont be embarrassed. Use the identity of anonymous if you want to. Just do it.

temporarilly scarred-7th post

Im temporarilly scarred. I went to the Cheap Trick concert in The Taste, and I have to say its the most...interesting concert I've been to. Oh Cheap Trick was great, but what I saw there was very disturbing. My gym teacher, Ms. Earner, was there. She was sitting about 5 rows ahead of me, wearing a hot pink t-shirt that she -get ready to gasp people- tucked into her jeans. I cant make this stuff up. I was so flabbergasted I had to sit down and text Ruthie. Not about what she wearing. But that she was there. Ms. Earner always seemed like the type of person who stayed at home with her cats and ate frozeen T.V. Dinners and watched Wheel of Fortune. And there she was at a Cheap Trick concert. So then I just watched her for a while. But then I got scared she would see me and try to talk to me, so I waited until Cheap Trick finished Surrender and then left the bombshell.

Spread The Word-6th post

Alright, I have a mission for all of my blog readers. I want you to spread the word about this blog to everyone you know and more. But not you Danielle. Because we know the same people. Well I know everyone you know that counts. You know what I mean. But use this link as a reference: http://raisonhatersblog.blogspot.com/. So once you finish reading this post, I want you to e-mail it, post it as comments to other peoples blogs, whatever. I pretty sure theres only 2 people who read my blog, Danielle and someone who wishes to remain anonymous. Oh and if you read my blog I want you to comment so I know how many people read my blog. GO!

happy 4th of july 5th post

Happy 4th of July! Right now I am avoiding going to my block party by writing this post. I seriously hate block parties. With a passion. Its like having someone force raisons or whatever food you hate down your throat. I also want to avoid my judgmental socs of neighbors who I can promise you will all say "Oh you dyed your hair. I love it." and then give one of those fake socy smiles and try to make awkward small talk with me like asking me what I'm doing this summer like they really care. Most of my neighbors treat me like I'm retarded. I dont know why. They just do. It gets very annoying. Anyway I'm getting very sick right now because I just ate half a jar of Hot Fudge Topping that was supposed to be used for the Ice Cream Bar that my dad is manning this afternoon. But we have like two more jars of it so he should be fine.

I went to a Sox game yesterdaty. I took about a million pictures and I pormise to put them in my blog as soon as I download them onto my computer. Most of theM are blurry but I got a couple good ones. Ok I'm going out there now. Pray for me.

Painfully written 4th post

Im injured. Really bad. I think I'm dying. So if I dont write tomorrow or just suddenly stop writing you'll know why. I fell off my bicycle that is is like 100000000893974893478 feet tall, and in to the bushes. And it's ALL Victorias fault. She is bad luck. Last month we were at 6 Flags Hurricane Harbor and I was climbing over a rope and fell backwards onto my butt bone and Victoria was there. aia havnt fallen since then, but "coincidentally" I fell today. Send her hate mail. Adios.

Red Headed 3rd Post

So much has happened since the last time I have posted. I shall write them in bullets.

• The bass player of the Los Lonely Boys waved at me. Allow me to explain. Danielle and her mom and her moms boyfriend were going to the Naperville Fest, where the Los Lonely Boys were playing. I used to be really really obsessed with them. Before my obsession with OK Go. My OK Go obsession, however, will never fade. Anyway, Danielles moms boyfriend, Brian ended up canceling, and I ended up going. So, I was in like the 4th row and I was waving furiously at Jojo Garza(who I just googled, by the way,) and he looked RIGHT AT ME and WAVED. And I waved back. He saw deep into my soul and in that one simple glance knew me. Dream with me here folks. I can hardly believe it my self. But the concert was so amazing. It was almost better than the OK Go/Fray concert. Almost.
• I am a Red Head. I am no longer a brunett. My mom freaked. That was fun.
• My bestest friend Victoria came home from Mexico today!!!! Yay! We're going to see Evan Almighty tomorrow, to celebrate her getiing home, my knew hair, and the fact that we are in the same homeroom this fall.
• Victoria was on T.V. She just told me like two minutes ago and I promised her I would put this event in my blog. Here you go Victoria.

2nd post co written

OK so I am at my friend Danielles house and she is going to write stuff.

Um...thanks for that wonderful introduction Irene. Hi, my name is Danielle. I have one dog, four cats, one bird, one fish, one frog and one leopard gecko who used to be Irene's. I also like to write and act, I liked it before Irene but she'll deny this so don't listen to her. I am currently trying to write a book but I have way too many ideas and I need to stick with one. My favorite book is The Outsiders, and I have recently finished Phantoms by Dean Koontz and The Looking Glass Wars by some guy. Both really good books. I also like to draw, and thanks to my other friend, I love manga and anime too. Not Irene, she hates manga and anime. I like to swim, rock climb, play basketball, two square and I like to spell. I'm a good speller, lol. SYNCASTA ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!- danielle


Ahem...blah blah blah blah blaaaaaaaaaaaah. OK yesterday my whole universe was shaken by one word: hooffooted. Not a word you see very often right? So for a long time a believed that the only word in the english dictionary that was spelled with 3 double letters in a row was the word bookkeeper. Yesterday however, I found that I was wrong. And I was so upset. I mean I couldnt sleep, I was so pissed that some idiot made up the word "hooffooted". Well, thats all for now.

PS. My best friend Victoria comes back from Mexico tomorrow!!!!!

P.S.S: Numa Numa.

First post!

This is my first post!! I would like to thank the man who invented blogging: you shall have a special place in heaven with air conditioning and cable and stuff.