Dave is a meany butt.

Dave wont make a shout out to me. I keep telling him to but no. He has to be stubborn like that. If you have no idea what Im talking about, click http://www.youtube.com/user/davedays.

Frank is HILARIOUS

Frank: Uh, you might not want to use that.
Mom: Why?
Frank: I use it to scratch my feet.