Bite me

I haven't written in this thing in like a billion years.

Today Victoria, Megan and I are going to the beach. Victoria was all like "Im not gonna get in the water," and I was all like "OOOHHHH YES YOU ARE" and she was all like "I'll put my feet in but im going swimming" and I was all like "PUHLEEZ gurlfriend" *snaps fingers in a crisscross formation*

to be continued

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Hi Katie!

zachary mullens is GAY!

didnt see that one coming

Italy!!!!!!

Im going to Italy naninanibboooobooo! Im soooo excited and im totally gonna put up pics.

Irene's Short Story-Chapter 2

When Thurgood the Yellow Acorn and his pet manatee named Lester got to Hollywood, Thurgood became a model for Abrocrombie and Fitch. Lester decided he was going to stay home and try to grow a mustache. Lester was very sad in Hollywood, because Thurgood was gone all the time with his new model friends. One day, when Lester was at Ben and Jerry's, he saw Thurgood with another manatee!!!!!

"THURGOOD!" Lester exclaimed to the acorn. "You son of a birch tree!"

"Lester, this isn't what it looks like!" Lester ran away from Thurgood as fast a he could. Then he got hit by a bus.

To be continued......

HI!!!!! MY HAIRDRYER!!!!!

YAYYY!!!! MY HAIRDRYER!!!!! VICTORIA SAYS HI!!!!

THE best song. Ever. No acceptions. Get over it.

Lot of knots, lot of snags,
lot of holes, lot of cracks lot of crags. Lot of naggin' old hags,
lot of fools, lot of fool scum bags.
Oh it's such a drag, what a chore... oh your wounds are full of salt.
Everything's a stress and what's more, well it's all somebody's fault.

Hey! Get, get, get, get, get over it!
Get over it, get over it.

Makes you sick, makes you ill,
makes you cheat, slipping change from the till.
Had it up to the gills... makes you cry while
the milk still spills. Ain't it just a bitch? What a pain...
Well it's all a crying shame. What
left to do but complain? Better find someone to blame.

Hey! Get, get, get, get, get over it!
Get over it, get over it.

Got a job, got a life, got a four-door and a faithless wife.
Got those nice copper pipes, got an ex, got a room for the night.
Aren't you such a catch?
What a prize! Got a body like a battle
axe... Love that perfect frown, honest eyes...
We ought to buy you a Cadillac.

Irene's Short Story-Chapter 1

Once upon a time there was an acorn named Thurgood. Thurgood was a very lonely Acorn. All the other Acorns laughed at him because he was yellow. One day, when Thurgood was at Starbucks with his pet manatee named Lester, he got a great idea.

"LESTER!" he exclaimed. "Lets move to Hollywood so I can become a star! Then no one will laugh at me!"

Lester thought about this taking a sip of his non-fat chai latte. "Alright."

And so it was settled. They were going to Hollywood.

To be continued

Poor Dan

Im trying to put up a picture of Ok Go but Dan always gets cut off. I will try to fix this. Because (it just took me like twelve tries to spell "because" holy crap) I love all Ok Go members equally and no one will be excluded. Oh and by the way I have a new poll. Please vote.

Frankies Birthday!

Happy 15th birthday FrankiePoo!

Im goign to slam my head against a concrete wall

Oh yes. I will.

Fudge nuggets

I am feeling a bit blue because:

1. My camera is broken. And now I am stuck with those disposable ones. On the plus side, mine has The Disney princesses on it. Wahoo.


2. Nobody reads my blog. Not even Danielle. Thanks.

3. I'm ugly.

4. Adrian is dying.

Mjeionviosdjpd

Dave is a meany butt.

Dave wont make a shout out to me. I keep telling him to but no. He has to be stubborn like that. If you have no idea what Im talking about, click http://www.youtube.com/user/davedays.

Frank is HILARIOUS

Frank: Uh, you might not want to use that.
Mom: Why?
Frank: I use it to scratch my feet.

Strike Over

Thanks dclh for being the ONLY one to comment. You gave me some pretty good advise: to blog for the sake of blogging. So the only exciting thing that happened to me since my last post was that I found out that my summer vacation has been extended due the the demolishing of the rectory! Yay! On the down side, my Christmas vacation will be shorter. Since no one reads my blog anyway, Im gonna type a bunch of random letterssdjaiodhadhsudhaioooooooooophg jkdgsqwertybhoi.

Im back!

Thats right folks, Im back! I know you may have heard rumors about this and Im here to confirm that no, I was not sold into slavery by Sweedish Menenites. Anyway, Im back and Im blonde again! Thats exciting. And Im going on a strike. Im not going to write in my blog untill someone comments.

I almost died yesterday. And the fire alarm went off at my house.

Ok so there was a storm the other night right? Well my dad and I went down to our beach to see if the land had changed becuase of the storm. And so then we're like "Hey look a sand bar!" because there was what looked like a sand bar about 100 feet from the shore. So then we went to the house and got our swim suits on and got my brother up and we went to the beach to go on "the sand bar". We have this little inflatable one man boat (although it says 2 man on the box but thats just what those fucking Chineese people say because obviously they have a hard time judging space) that we tok out to find the said "sand bar". Ok my dad paddled inside the boat while my brother and I swam beside him doing depth checks and stuff every two minutes to see if it was getting any shallower. Well it wasnt. In fact there was no sand bar at all. Stay with me here people. So we were swimming in about lets say 30 feet of water with a teeny weeny litttle boat. And then my brother had this great idea of swiming back to shore. And so now hes like 50 feet away from me and me dad and drowning. Then my dad was yelling at me to get in the boat because he wasnt sure if Frankie Poo was OK or not. When we got back to my mother who was screaming and yelling to get Frank she told us that the sandbar we saw was actually the sand from the rip tide going out from the creek. By the end of this my lungs hurt. And thats the story of how I almost drownd. I also have another story. So this morning at about 4 30 I was sound asleep like any normal person should be. Then I was awakened by the fire alarm which is really loud. Ok if youve ever been awakened by the fire alarm you probably already know how scary it is. If you dont Ill tell you. Imagine having a really nice dream about fish, when all of a sudden you hear a really loud screeching and beeping. Its so not fun. Then we called some guy and complained and they said they couldnt help us becuase they dont know what the password is to turn it off and neither did we. So then we finally got it off and then the nice fire man came and told us that it was either because of the lightnign or the thingy ma jig was moufunctioning. (sp?? ) Ill be back from Michigan on Saturday! Hope to see ya soon.

Its me again

Im at the library with the Christmas tree again and I only have 10 minutes so Ill make this snappy. If you know me call me. If you dont, e-mail me.

Its been a while but i havnt forgotton

Yes Im still here. And yes Im still writin in this damn thing. I dont know why because it seems like no one is reading it but none the less Im writin. Im in Michigan and its hot and Victoria came up here Monday and she left on Wednesday so now Im sad and bored and hot. Im in a library right now, aand it has a Chrismas tree in it. Is there something I should know? Well now Im going back out into the heat. Merry Christmas!